9/9/2024: Austin Bicycling Ain’t So Bad Compared to the Suburbs

After almost three weeks staying next door from my long-time base of Travis County, I’ve concluded that deespite it’s many faults, Austin, Texas isn’t as bad as it is out here in the suburbs. Maybe the grass is always greener on the other side, but sometimes, the green, green grass of home ain’t all bad, either. Familiarity breeds contempt, but with no protected bike lanes and little connectivity between trails, the quote “better the devil you know than the devil you don’t” applies. (from Trish Doller, The Devil You Know). Some thoughts on this subject follow. PICTURES IN A LITTLE BIT.


The first clue that Cedar Park isn’t bicycle friendly is that there is no public transit. There’s a train to the next suburb, Leander, but the citizens and more likely its politicians chose to let it pass right on through without stopping. So, if you’re biking and you get a flat, or the road’s too dangerous (I’m looking at you, Parmer Lane), or your light dies, or you’re tired, or it’s pouring rain, or it’s 109 degrees, or you want to bus to work and bike home, you’re SOL. If you don’t know that abbreviation, it means Shit Out of Luck. Don’t ask me why it’s not SOoL.

The next one is that if and when you do find a bike lane, there are no bollards or street turtles to keep cars from plowing into you. They are few and far between, and often not the regulation 14 feet, either. Also, they’ll just stop when the road narrows, or funding ran out.

Third is the speeding cars down aforementioned Parmer Lane. At the town line, it turns into Ronald Reagan Boulevard. (Fun fact: The anagram of his full name, Ronald Wilson Reagan, spells INSANE ANGLO WARLORD.) The speed limit is 65 mph, and although the shoulder is wide and people do ride it, if a driver or cyclist makes one mistake, that’s all she wrote. I used to ride it more myself when I was doing charity traiing rides, but those were with a group. The Peddler Bike Shop’s second locatoin is nearby, an they advised me not to do it. I have a few times, because it’s the main way to get across town, but so far, I’m surviving.

The main clue that Cedar Park, Texas sucks for cyclists is this: YOU HARDLY EVER SEE OTHER CYCLISTS! The exception is the Brushy Creek Regional Trail, which is nice. But it’s 6.75 miles to nowhere. There are some mountain bike trails, but that’s for other blogs and other types of riders. On Parmer, I’ve seen the occasional road riders and several utility riders–poor folks without cars. But for most casual riders, it’s the trail or nothing.

The saving grace is sidewalks. One can ride for miles on those. Of course, they’re dangerous, especially at night. And sometimes, they disappear. Google Maps satellite view is my friend. But the quality of sidewalks up here is actually pretty decent.

This is all understandable and not surprising, because this is a growing area that still has very rural roots and flavor. Without much planning or a cycling lobby, it’s all cars, cars, cars. (And of course, trucks galore.) But get off the main roads and you’ll find neighborhoods that are decades old, wooden fences that look like they held cattle, and even pet goats. The newer developments might also have a few bike lanes but you’re basically riding in loops or dodging kids on balance bikes.

To give you an idea of how the two contrast, after starting this post I found this video that perfectly demostrates my point. It’s titled, appropriately, “Why Biking in the Suburbs Sucks.” It contrasts Cedar Park with Mueller in Austin, a neighbor I recently lived in. (Credit to Cardinal North on YouTube.) Yeah, it’s pretty horrible out here.

But I will say the trails and more rural environment have their pluses. It’s quieter. You don’t have to lock everything. There’s more wildlife. Sure, it’s Trump and Bible country, but if you stay away from those subjects, people are nice. So far no one in a conveniece store has looked askance at me in my clown suit (aka cycling togs) and said in their best Southern drawl, “You ain’t from around these here parts, are you son?”

As a Texan who has studied three other languages and speaks one of those very well–and English without much accent (unless I want to), I can legally make fun of my neighbors. But there are aggressive drivers. One yelled at me in Spanish as I was crossing with the light at a sidewalk, and I replied in kind in his language; he replied with a friendlier phrase in English as I kept going.

In fact, I was pleasantly suprised to learn that this suburb of 84,000 is quite diverse. Thanks likely to Apple and other tech companies, there is a lot of diversity in the population. Many South Asians live here. Down the road there’s a Hari Krishna Temple and My neighbors are Muslim. And many of them bike or walk the trails and sidewalks.

So, compared to all of that, Austin is a far cry better. It’s still not paradise for cyclists. In fact, it sucks, compared to what it could and should be. Yes, there are trails that are removed from cars and that actually go places. A new extension to the favorite Southern Walnut Creek Trail goes to Manor, Texas. Why one would want to go there is anathema to this fathlete, but whatevs. Buses with bike racks are there for the above scenarios. Drivers are used to seeing people on bikes, so maybe a little less murdery. And of course there are more bike lanes, many of them protected. So, chapeau to Austin to not sucking as much as one would think when compared to Cedar Park and Leander.

The good news is that there’s movement afoot (ha!) to make things suck less out here. A new group has formed to give input into a mobility plan. Active Transportation Advocates of Cedar Park (https://www.wyld.net/atacp/) has this to say:

“We are local residents passionate about having the option to get from here to there without a motor vehicle. We are walkers, bikers, runners and rollers.

Maybe you walk. Maybe you run. Maybe you’re a Mom, Dad, or grandparent pushing a stroller while walking the dog. Maybe you need to get to school. Maybe you bike for recreation but don’t want to drive to the trailhead and back. Maybe you bike to HEB for groceries. Maybe you use a scooter, roller skates, recumbent trike, or unicycle. Maybe you’re in a wheelchair or use a cane or crutches or a walker. These are just some of our active transportation users in Cedar Park.

We want and need safe, user-friendly paths, trails and sidewalks which are useful for both transportation and recreation. We enthusiastically support the Cedar Park 2021-2023 Strategic Goals with the current draft adopted September 23, 2021 here and look forward to being involved as stakeholders in making Cedar Park even better.”

Starting October 12th, people can give input into where you’d like to see improvements for pedestrians, cyclists at this site: https://www.cedarparktexas.gov/mobility. Preferably you live in the area, because they will probably ignore you if you’re from elsewhere. We’ll see where that goes.

Fortunately, my gym has a branch here, and I can go to sit on a trainer every day if I like. Also, I’ll be heading back to Austin soon enough. If I don’t die on Parmer Road first. Regardless of where you drive, walk, use a wheelchair or stroller, or bicycle, stay frosty out there, my friends!

Habits: Hard to Make, Easy to Break

Unless you’re a nun, the word “habit”–like making going to the gym a habit–may send a chill down your spine, send you burrowing into your bedsheets, or make you want to throw up a little in your mouth. We may want to do something that we know is good for us but is hard and not fun. This dude has made much ado of making daily habits, particularly yoga, walking, and bicycling. I’ve been keeping those and several others every day for several years, and the yoga for over 10 years. I first alluded to these streaks with a mention of “Don’t Break the Chain” in a post referencing Jerry Seinfeld. Type “habits” in the Search bar of this blog, and you’ll easily find some helpful posts on the subject. The experiment to see how long I could keep things going has been interesting, and I continue with those three daily practices. But with other habits, it was only a matter of time before life intervened. It turns out that I’m only human, after all. Assuming you are too, I hope there’s something in here about habits that will resonate for you.

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5/5/24: It’s Bike Month (Again). Does It Matter?

It’s that time of year–May aka Bike Month–when we’re supposed to celebrate bicycles extra hard. Why? Because the League of American Cyclists and other groups say so. The other 11 months you can just fuggehaboudit. There’s Bike to School Day; Bike to Work Day with breakfast tacos, free swag, a self-congratulatory after-party; a Clinic on beginning City Cycling (not for the faint at heart); a Frankenbike sale; and so on. But we here at A Dude Abikes have to ask the hard-hitting questions that our award-unwinning journalistic reportage and yooge, bigly ethics require and wonder:  Does Bike Month ever really accomplish its goals? Does it matter? To quote the great pop rock band Chicago’s question in a song: “Does anybody really know what time it is? Does anybody really care?”

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Top 10 Tips for the Aging Cyclist

Hi. Your dude here. I recently griped again about that which ails me. I’m somehow but barely managing to keep biking each day, even when it’s slow to low mileage. It occurred to compile a list, a la Letterman (David), though not as amusing, but more useful. (No wives were cheated on my or interns schtupped in the making of this blog post, having neither, wife, intern, nor hit TV show.) Anyway, if you’re doing things right, you are currently still alive as you read this and so you’re aging, too. Very relatable. So, if you bike, walk, hike, run, swim, etc. you might resonate with the idea that the old bod is not able to do what it used to do (be do be do). Without further ado, and no doo doo, here’s…. Dudey!

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4/4/2024:  Parking in Bike Lanes is Illegal; Austin City Council:  “But We Really Mean It This Time!”

You’re not supposed to park in the bike lanes because it’s wrong. When drivers park in bike lanes, they endanger (and potentially kill) people on bikes because have to ride out into traffic. There are those drivers who don’t care (aka sociopaths), don’t understand (can’t read the signs), or are in a hurry/are lazy. For all of them, the motivation should be to avoid a ticket. We’ll see about that.

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2/2/2024: 5 Reasons Why Austin, Texas Is Not as Bicycle-Friendly As It Thinks

Austin, Texas. Just the words call up images in the minds of people who have lived here a long time, the recently arrived, and those dreaming of coming here. I know this because I’ve been all three, obviously in reverse order. I’ll stipulate that we’re much better off than Dallas, Houston, San Antonio, and most other cities in the state. This isn’t a comparison with them. But compared to the great bike cities of the world, to which Austin can aspire, we are surely lacking. And Austin sure thinks highly about itself. It’s evident in our slogans — The Live Music Capital of the World, Keep Austin Weird, The People’s Republic of Austin, Silicon Hills, The Third Coast (as if–we’re over 200 miles from the Gulf of Mexico).

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Sophie’s Revenge: Meet My New Bicycle Soqi, the Cannondale Quick 4

Faithful readers already know that two years and ten days ago, my Fairdale Weekender Archer I dubbed Sophie (because she was sea foam green and to follow after Sonnie and Sookie) was stolen by a brazen bicycle thief. It was a shock and loss I never really got over. Sophie and I passed 20,000 miles together; through this blog she was known in other countries, and we did some pretty epic rides. She is gone but not forgotten. But keep reading, for the rest… of the story.

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12 Ways Not to Die on a Bicycle

Death comes as the end of all living beings, be they mammalian, amphibian, reptilian, and avian. To paraphrase a 1972 song that recently got stuck in my head by the band The Main Ingredient, “Everybody plays the ghoul, there’s no exception to the rule.” As my brother says, “Nobody gets out alive.” In this cheery and uplifting post, A Dude Abikes (c’est moi!) shares a few thoughts and a dozen pointers on how people on bikes can remain among the land of the living.


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As the subspecies of Homo sapiens who propel themselves around on two-wheeled machines, bicyclists are certainly vulnerable road users and thus susceptible to death by car crash. “In 2021 there were 966 pedalcyclist fatalities, accounting for 2.2 percent of all traffic fatalities that year,” (in the USA). That’s 966 too many, but relatively encouragiing considering the 42,939 people who died total by car crash which includes pedestrians. Another stat says 20% of the cyclists in crashes with cars were drunk. Also, “In 2021 an estimated 41,615 pedalcyclists were injured.” This is according to the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration. However, bicycling is still generally safe if you follow the rules and ride defensively.

So, what does one do to steer clear of the Grim Reaper, to avoid getting into that irreversible and proverbial pickle with that old black-clad creeper with the sickle? These tips are probably not news to most of you who are hard core cyclists, but they bear repeating. These tips are probably not news to most of you who are hard core cyclists, but they bears repeating. (Those two sentences were brought to you by Monty Python’s Department of Redundancy Department. Well, really just the second one, if you want to be precise. And where did the talking bear come from? What’s their story?)

  1. Know thyself. If you think you’re faster than that car barrelling down the road toward you, and you’re not, you’ll learn this lesson quickly. Be aware of your strengths and weaknesses, and ride within them. If you’re not sure, don’t risk it.
  2. Be visible. During the day you are more likely to be seen, but there’s also more traffic. At night can be fine with good lights, a safety vest, and brightly colored clothes are all great ways to remain among the not dead (yet), in the land of the living crowd. A very bright headlight that is flashing even during the day can really help you to stand out. Conversely, avoiding all of those things are a good way to get deaded quickly.
  3. Never trust car drivers to follow the law. Tonight on my daily ride, an idiot was driving a Jeep IN THE PROTECTED BIKE LANE HEAD ON! This happened as I approached an intersection, trying to enter the two-way bike lane HE HAD COMPLETLY BLOCKED. This was with a car right in front of me. Even if they signal or wave you on, watch them like hawks until they pass or you know you’re safe.
  4. Follow the law. There are plenty of cyclists who flaunt the rules. We’ve all half-stopped or rolled through four-way stop signs when no cars are around. But FFS, don’t go darting across red lights, rie in the opposite direction, fail to signal, and so on because you could die. Be predictable and act like the vehicle you are.
  5. Wear a helmet. Yes, they’re not perfect, they mess up your hair, and look silly. Try watching this crash test dummy (head only) video on YouTube by Chris Rollins on YouTube. The slow-motion in particular shows the graphic impact of a head hitting the road at 55 mph with a helmet (granted, it’s a motorcycle helmet) versus one without protection. Then go immediately to buy a helmet and wear it 100% of the time you’re bicycling. I once crashed on a shitty sidewalk and hit my helmet, not my head. That’s why I’m here and not dead. Here’s my post titled New Bicycle Helmet Poem, which has a link to a more serious post, Helmet Schelmet: Should You Wear a Brain Bucket on a Bicycle?.
  6. Plot your route. Ask your local bicycle shop, other bike riders, or even find your city’s bike map if they have one. But when going somewhere new (which is not often, since I’ve been in Austin about 27 years total), I pull up Google Maps, select the Bicycle option to highlight the green or dotted-green paths. These are usually safer ways to go. Usually; you can verify this yourself by looking at the street view to see if there’s a bike lane, a debris-filled narrow shoulder, sidewalk, or nothing. If it’s a commute, and you have a car, you could drive first to find the best way.
  7. Ride only on trails, sidewalks, and side roads. Depending where you live, you might be able to find shortcuts that take you away from major streets. I often ride sidewalks, especially when there are no bike lanes and traffic is screaming by at 50 miles per hour. Just check your municipality for where it’s legal; in most places, it is fine. Of course you have to pay extra attentiion to vehicles coming out of parking lots, especially if you are goiing against traffic; cars definitely are not looking for you. Then there are curbs, gaps, pedestrians, etc. Trails are great if they go where you want to. Streets are likely inevitable though at some point.
  8. Be willing to go off the beaten path. Some places are more bicycle-friendly than others, so be prepared for some dirt, mud, grass, and the like. Recently, on a ride in the ‘burbs of a certain large Texas city, I had to do some rough riding in the dirt. Although it could be anywhere, including Austin, it is more common for that area for a sidewalk to simply end. The alternative was biking on the service road of a tollway, so I chose life and stayed away from Death Race 2023 by going slowly over the uneven udeveloped earth.
  9. ABC — Always Be Checking. Keep your head on a swivel. Look as much ahead, to the sides, and behind you with peripheral vision. Some people opt for rear-view mirrors.
  10. Eliminate distractions. Never use headphones (bone conduction might be an exception, but still, I don’t), talk on your cell phone, or blast your Bluetooth speaker. These are no-brainers, which your head will bee if you do them and don’t see hear the silent electric vehiclee behind you with a distracted driver as they smash into your clueless body.
  11. Get an electric bike. I don’t use one (yet) or go out of my way to advocate for them, because it feels like cheating. I call them motorcycles, which they are, technically. And, although I’m a fathlete, I’m trying to not get fatter, so I need the exercise. However, they are less polluting than cars, so I’m not opposed to them whee operated safely. They are risky when ridden by inexperienced riders. But if you can handle them, they will give you extra power going uphill or to get out of the way of cars.
  12. Ride in a pack. Group rides are generally better especially on rural roads because there is safety in numbers. Unless you get some jackass who plows into your peloton. Vehicles generally will get the point and wait until it’s safe to go around you.
  13. BONUS: Don’t ride at all. This one makes no sense to me, because not bicycling does not compute. And, no risk, no reward. Not bicycling guarantees you won’t die by riding a bicycle. But if you get around some other way than by bike, those aren’t risk-free either. You could also include riding exclusively on a trainer with this point, because you’re not really riding. However, you could die on on a trainer, especially the kind with rollers, or from a heart attack, or sheer boredom.

I thought about including those newfangled air bags that iniflate from your helmet when it senses a crash, but it’s a product that’s not widely available yet, is expensive, and it won’t keep the rest of your body from being mangled in a crash.

Well, there you have it: a baker’s dozen ways to stay alive on your bicycle. Which is your favorite? What would you add to the list?

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Staying Safe Cycling City Streets

A Dude hasn’t biked as far as he has, mostly here in Austin, Texas, and remained above ground without taking safe cycling seriously. Some people don’t do that, so they pay the price with injury or worse. Others do play by all the rules but drivers of cars don’t. The smart money is on doing everything you can to be “oh, oh, oh stayin’ alive” so you can “live to ride another day,” as Sam says. I know what I’m talking about because I am currently still alive after almost 30,000 verified Strava miles. I also took the League Cycling Instructors course (I’m short a few exercises of being a full-fledged LCI). Here are 10 tips off the top of my — what word for brain starts with t.

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