A while ago wrote a logical and practical post called Helmet Schelmet: Should You Wear a Brain Bucket on a Bicycle? This one has its educational value, but with a bit of whimsy. Why would I do this? I don’t know, haters gonna hate. Shake it off. But the better question is, why the hell not? No reason whatsoever. So here goes. Enjoy. You’re welcome.
I had a bike helmet
All tattered and ratty
But I got a new one
That’s spiffy and natty
The old one was faded yellow
Battered and uncouth
Grey and white is the new fellow
Shiny, clean, oh so smooth
A tisket, a tasket
With some tech called Mips
A fancy brain basket
So my noggin won’t bounce, it slips
There’s a cool bright light
On the back of my head
I’d much rather be red
Then a vegetable who’s brain dead
White helmet came from Yellow Bike
Another thing that’s quite nice
That guy is a dude I really like
Because he sold it to me for half price
I don’t mean to belabor the point
Nor to make reading this into a chore
But if you’ll stick around this joint
There’s a cool thing, still a bit more
This beautiful product, oh, what a creature!
You see dear ladies, and also you chaps
This incredible thing has a safety feature —
Reflective coating on the chin straps!
We’re almost there, close to done
Should I end this way? Oh, what the hell!
With the brand name, I’ll make a pun:
I hope a car never rings my Bell!
I dedicate this to a dead German chancellor
He comes from the past, from times of ol’
Did he bike, run, or dance a floor?
I haven’t a clue, but it’s Herr Helmut Kohl.
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